Margalade

Margalade

If we were to combine margerine

With something obscene

And have it made with marmalade

I'm afraid we would have created Margalade!

Derek your a star

combining two products in one jar

This really is exciting

To think how much we'll reduce our recycling

Taken to an illogical conclusion

Could create a lot of confusion

Stirring the sauce for ages

Will of course make sausages

But if we mix the peas with the carrots

Do we get parrots?

Mark Nicholson 2007